A weed scream is when you are on the phone with your parents or someone else important, and your friends all scream "Pass the weed!!!!" as a joke.
by proweedscreamer March 21, 2010

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.
"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."
by cluin July 28, 2004

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

Same as a "Screaming pelican," but in the woods instead of the beach, where sand is substituted for dirt, as seen in HBO's True Blood
That vampire Bill Compton gave his gf Sookie The Screaming Pigeon when he came out of the ground and boned her.
by CoachRiley August 5, 2009

by Smithy-101 February 18, 2008

You and 4 of your buddies run up to someones house quietly and stand around the house and bang and scream on the outside of the house as loud as you can thus scaring the shit out of them.
old man jenkins was mad that we were throwing the football at his wires, so later that night we gave him a heart attack from a good house screaming.
by David Pearce August 21, 2006

When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.
by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017
