banjo scraper

A lady with a considerable gap between her teeth that would scrape your banjo string during an act of fellatio.

"She's got a cracking voice but she's not getting anywhere near my penis with that banjo scraper."

by Monkey Ball Z October 28, 2006

straped

to be straped with guns

thats why i got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said famous stars and straps

efing retarded...

Lil Wayne:I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the VIP section

cashier 1:you should just give him the money, he's straped like shit

cashier 2:NO FUCKING DUHH BICH, I AIN'T GETTIN NO BULLETS IN MY ASS!!

by CristianNewall May 9, 2010

Scrapey man

A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.

I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!

by Googles January 23, 2004

scarped

A nonsensical comment that abruptly ends a conversation like a car going over a cliff or a record scratch.

If you have been a victim of failed sarcasm, wit, or basic logic, you may have been scarped.

Man: My favorite band is Led Zeppelin, what's yours?
Woman: Grateful Dead Zeppelin
Man: Uh, what?

by Mr. Geologist September 28, 2013

scrape-rape

Scrape-raping is a term for stoners that steal marijuana resin from your smoking devices. For example, if you have a deadbeat roommate that doesn't work and you come home from a 14 hour shift at Costco, only to find your double-bubbler has trenches cut into its resin.

Joseph: Was Frank here? Because someone fucking scrape-raped my pipe!
Dennis: So what? Just buy more weed.
Joseph: I don't have any money and I was saving that to resin hit! I'm going to stab that asshole.
Dennis: I thought stoners were supposed to be non-violent.

by Andre Delunula January 22, 2014

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017

tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008