by Westley E November 6, 2007
Get the scruff the ferret mug.When something appears to have been created or given detail to in a tightwad manner. Scrimping or being stingy. Something very poor in amount or lack of detail.
Orphan Boy: "Please Sir, please may I have some supper?"
Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"
Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"
Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"
Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"
..Example 2..
Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"
Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"
Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"
Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"
Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"
Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"
..Example 2..
Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"
Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"
by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007
Get the Scaffy mug.The act of a male or female, though often male, furiously masterbating as if it were a matter of life and death. This act is then often repeated throughout the day. This term is also used in slang as "Scruffin".
by Scruffington March 25, 2010
Get the Scruffing mug.1: a type of art that involves scratching
2:An uncommon inoffensive way of saying FUCKIN AYE GODDAMMIT
2:An uncommon inoffensive way of saying FUCKIN AYE GODDAMMIT
by village idiot May 29, 2003
Get the scraffito mug.another word for the srotum sac
by wwwest@uark.edu February 28, 2003
Get the scrafula mug.Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""
"Ahhhh....."
by Quickerwit October 6, 2011
Get the Scaffolders Laptop mug.the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.
by dan March 1, 2005
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