by The_Big_Filthy October 30, 2018
Get the Given em a scolly mug.An extremely beautiful country that would be so much better were it not tainted by a population of needlessly bitter, tight-fisted, narrow-minded, hateful, racist, alcoholic hypocrites.
Scottish culture generally revolves around slurring excruciatingly boring poetry out loud, glassing people in pubs, harping on about battles fought against the English many hundreds of years ago and eating food so calorific that even Americans might consider it unhealthy. The Scots are also noted for having their station signs pointlessly written in Gaelic as well as English, pebbledashed urban environments that would make any visitor consider suicide and a penchant for throwing telegraph poles short distances.
Politically, the Scottish enjoy an independent parliament, though this opportunity for self-rule has hitherto failed to halt the migration to London of many of Scotland’s most inept politicians to take leading roles in the Cabinet, including that of Prime Minister. This tiresome trend has been justifiably viewed with disdain by the English, as it was for so long their impression that Scots were ‘not British’ and that they ‘hate the English’.
Scottish contributions to the world include peaty whisky, shortbread and the Edinburgh Festival – a celebration of street busking. Manufacturing is generally limited to making crappy ‘Ecosse’ car stickers for use by non-resident Scots so everyone else knows that there’s another Jock tool behind the wheel.
Scottish culture generally revolves around slurring excruciatingly boring poetry out loud, glassing people in pubs, harping on about battles fought against the English many hundreds of years ago and eating food so calorific that even Americans might consider it unhealthy. The Scots are also noted for having their station signs pointlessly written in Gaelic as well as English, pebbledashed urban environments that would make any visitor consider suicide and a penchant for throwing telegraph poles short distances.
Politically, the Scottish enjoy an independent parliament, though this opportunity for self-rule has hitherto failed to halt the migration to London of many of Scotland’s most inept politicians to take leading roles in the Cabinet, including that of Prime Minister. This tiresome trend has been justifiably viewed with disdain by the English, as it was for so long their impression that Scots were ‘not British’ and that they ‘hate the English’.
Scottish contributions to the world include peaty whisky, shortbread and the Edinburgh Festival – a celebration of street busking. Manufacturing is generally limited to making crappy ‘Ecosse’ car stickers for use by non-resident Scots so everyone else knows that there’s another Jock tool behind the wheel.
Donald must be from Scotland, as it's his round and he's been in the bog for half an hour
In Scotland we wear our shoulder chips with pride
Scotland is a place where they eat deep fried sheep guts
In Scotland we wear our shoulder chips with pride
Scotland is a place where they eat deep fried sheep guts
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Gaelic name: Alba.
The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.
Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.
Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
by Lorelili May 13, 2005
Get the scotland mug.A country in the northern half of the British Isles.
Geologically similar to Northern Ireland and south eastern Canada(being originally part of the North American tectonic plate that broke off and became attached to the European plate).
The people are obsessed with the English and their relationship to them. This complex is generally made worse by the fact that most English people do not care about what the Scottish think about them.
Geologically similar to Northern Ireland and south eastern Canada(being originally part of the North American tectonic plate that broke off and became attached to the European plate).
The people are obsessed with the English and their relationship to them. This complex is generally made worse by the fact that most English people do not care about what the Scottish think about them.
One of the hundreds of thousands of Scotsmen living in South-East England: Scotland's great and everyone there is so much nicer and friendlier than you English b******ds!
Englishman: Well f**k off back to Scotland then!
Englishman: Well f**k off back to Scotland then!
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Scola is a girl who is so funny, and who always has your back, she brings you up when your down and she can sometimes embarrass you and her self she flirts as a joke and she can sometimes be annoying but it's funny at the same time-Boys love her she is so beautiful she is so perfect in her own little way love u Scola-your side hoe leanna
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