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Scissor Kiss

The act of two females having their legs entwined in such a manner that both vaginas rub together, appearing much like two open pair of scissors.
"A scissor kiss party is the natural culmination of any all-girl sleepover."
by CS October 6, 2003
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scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.
"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
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Scissor Block

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.
"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"
by Chilli Dog July 3, 2005
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scissorhump

(v) When two women rub va jay jay's, in turn looking like two scissors humping.
Marissa and Angela just went upstairs. I wonder if they are gonna scissorhump or munch rug.
by Two tone cock January 1, 2009
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butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.
I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!
by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015
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Scissors

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.
"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."
by Elipsis July 6, 2005
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scissorgasm

(noun) an orgasm one has whilst scissoring

a portmanteau of "scissor" and "orgasm"
Lezbo 1(in the midst of scissoring): Holy shit, i love the way your clit rubs against my meat pocket!

Lezbo 2: Mmm, fuck yeah! Keep it up for me babe, Im close to having a scissorgasm.

Lezbo 1 (as she scissorasms): AHHHH!!! Fucking A, it feels so good!

14 Year Old Asian Boy: FAP FAP FAP!!!1!
by The Fap Master March 19, 2009
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