A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.

Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise

by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019

Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit

A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money

by SCICT November 26, 2024

Pull a Shocking

Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.

Bye everyone I'm quitting for good.
-Next Day-
How's it going?
-Wow did he just pull a shocking?!?-

by Modisanigga July 15, 2014

Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking

the best song from JATS trust me

Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm

by wbc fan February 18, 2024

schoting

the act of an obese person eating so fast that they make loud breathing noise as they cant catch up, they are eating the food so fast as to inhale it.

Nik quit schoting your food!

by Fat Fucker May 27, 2005

scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

schnooking

when a guy cums in a girls mouth when she sucks his dick then she spits it in his mouth before he eats her out. also known as the cum triangle

We were schnooking for so long last night.
He's such a schnooks!
Fuck isoceles, im all about the schnooks.

by babiigurl10002 March 7, 2009