schizophonia

Having schizophrenia but to cover it up you have a blue-tooth headset in, so it looks like you are talking to someone but you're really talking to yourself.

Schizophrenic Bob is standing in an elevator and he screams, "Who do you think you are?!" Everyone around him looks at him, but they don't think anything of it because he has schizophonia.

by Toast Ogden December 16, 2008

Schizophrenia

A metal disorder in which a person fails to comprehend with reality and is characterized as not always there in the head. They often tell tales, make up lies, speak oddly with no sense of reality and will often act with odd behavior such as acting all of a sudden acting very enthusiastic to very happy to very sad to having an angry or violent outburst, to telling lies, to sleeping a lot and shutting people out for a while, you name it. Schizophrenics are known not to live normal leading lives and are usually out of work, living in with friends/relatives, homeless, broke, without a car or living in a mental institute because of their inability to interact with others, and their inability to hold a job. There are different types of schizophrenia, but overall anyone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia fails to comprehend with their reality’s in some way.

#Schizophrenia #Awarness

by exploding air plane 6969 September 23, 2017

Schizophrenia

where a bitch or nigga be acting different

this bitch be actin different around her friends i think she got schizophrenia

by HoodNigga23 July 23, 2019

Schizodiacal

A condition affecting those born on a day that the zodiac calendar changes from one sun sign to another and evidenced by exhibiting behavior common to each of the two signs at any given time.

A person born on the 23 of September would be schizodiacal exhibiting the behavior of a Virgo at times and a Libra at other times.

by Tom Hawkins October 18, 2008

schizophrenic cowboy

a person who is completly random

bob- look at that guy over there
steve- damn, what a schizophrenic cowboy

by OaklandRaiderEJ May 2, 2011

schizo

The word "schizo" is used as a derogatory term for someone who acts, thinks or even "Looks" schizophrenic. it is usually an insult when someone does something utterly insane or dumb. or just used for bullying.

"Look at that girl ..gosh, shes such a schizo!"
"Literally, she acts so crazy."

by Ilovecinnamontoastcrunch December 11, 2022

schizoposter

A mentally ill or insane individual who posts a lot of schizoposts and believes in a bunch of shitty conspiracy

A schizopost is a post that includes insane conspiracy, very fast series of images and the occasional schizophrenic "I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS" joke

1: kill everyone, society is controlled by the goverment i want to make bombs and kill innocent people!!

2: you sound like a schizoposter

1: kys fucking slur gofuck yourself i will NEVER TAKE MY MEDS YOU FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oqqiv February 13, 2023