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schdatenfreude

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.
The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude.
by playtiming January 2, 2009
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scheduke

Is when you masterbate in front of a powerful fan and the cum blows back in your face.
I had a bad day at work so when I get home I am going to scheduke on cam.
by Robert Danielson May 8, 2018
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Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle
He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!
by Bettyrocks21 July 1, 2021
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Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
by rmah9k November 8, 2010
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scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.
12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule
by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021
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french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.
"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."
by Instr August 18, 2017
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Normal Sleep Schedule

When u sleep between 3-6 am every day
by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
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