schdatenfreude

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.

The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude.

by playtiming January 2, 2009

scheduke

Is when you masterbate in front of a powerful fan and the cum blows back in your face.

I had a bad day at work so when I get home I am going to scheduke on cam.

by Robert Danielson May 8, 2018

Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle

He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!

by Bettyrocks21 July 1, 2021

Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.

I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 8, 2010

scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

Normal Sleep Schedule

When u sleep between 3-6 am every day

Have a normal sleep schedule

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020