scenoob

Prenounced "skah-newb" or "sea-newb", a scenoob someone who plays mutliplayer video-games just to try and prove that they are worth something. To go that extra mile and reassure themselves that they are actually leet and not fucktarded, they also enjoy starting drama about which gun is the best gun in the game, and how you are a total hackz0r.

The video-game, slightly nerdy version of a scenekid, but with added testosterone and a hardxcore attitude.

Easily identifible; in every game they'll run'n'gun wildly, repeatedly getting killed, generally being a noob and bitching about how they suck at the game. That is, before they finally get a completely lucky kill and suddenly declare that they are the king of the game and that you suck.

The thing that most puts the "sce" in "scenoob" though, is the fact that they'll spend months playing the same game just to unlock every single pointless gimmick and then show it off as if it means something.

Common traits are: camping, grenade spamming, over-use of melee, teabagging, excessive bitching, sending of badly thought-out and put-together personal messages, have not hit puberty, try extra hard when they think a girl is playing, spending months unlocking every single gimmick in MW2 and then running around with a red tiger Intervention quick-scoping because apparently a 0.1 kill/death ratio makes them look badass. Oh, and filing bad rep reports on XBL.

(03:47:34) Connected to game.

(03:47:55) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Come here, you little faggot, I got you! I got you!

(03:48:01) JimmyK82 killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.

(03:48:10) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH MY GOD! FUCKING HELL, YOU HACKING FAGGOT, FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME, WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING IT?"

(03:48:33) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex attempts to quick-scope someone but misses 3 times* RossTehBoss killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.

(03:48:39) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH EM EFF GEE, stop praying you fucking faggot noob! You wanna know true skill? How do you think I got this red tiger? THAT'S FUCKING SKILL.

(03:48:43) JimmyK82: *quiet laughing*

(03:48:43) SrsPro143: Hardcore Scope, can you shut the fuck up? God...

(03:49:02) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Hey guess what? Serious p- serious loser, I just filed a bad rep report on you! Hahaha, good luck getting banned."

(03:49:54) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex spawns and immediately lobs 3 grenades into the distance* xH@rdC0reSk0pex killed gHypnosis75.

(03:50:01) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "AWH, YEAH BITCHES! THAT'S THE SKILLS RIGHT THERE! WHO'S THE PRO? WHO'S THE PRO? I'M THE PRO, DID YOU SEE THAT? I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AND I STILL GOT A KILL!"

(03:50:09) gHypnosis75 left the game.
(03:50:10) SrsPro143 left the game.
(03:50:13) JimmyK82 left the game.
(03:50:14) RossTehBoss: "Fucking scenoob."
(03:50:15) RossTehBoss left the game.

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 12, 2010

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schmobb

it meas whatever you want it to mean. replace it with any word in a sentence to make it work. never ask what schmobb is

Do you want to schmobb after school?

We schmobbed three ttimes upside down from a tree last night.

by schmobb April 2, 2011

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schmokin'

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.

"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"

by that.girl June 26, 2007

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Schmoe

Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...

The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

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