Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Green Saturday

a day for greasies to celebrate and paint the world green! as far as they’re concerned, green saturday is everyday!... pink friday is for bitches.

It’s green saturday greasies, let’s paint the town green!!

by neckrollgrease September 3, 2019

Satanick

White demon trash that rapes and abuses his "wife" and has a gay child that hates his ass.

You just had to fuck it up did;t you Satanick! This is why Ivlis doesn't love you!

by Samekitchen March 21, 2017

Satoru Gojo

A fine ass teacher omg. Tall. Beautiful eyes. STRONGGG???? and INTELLIGENT??? wow. what more can i ask for. Anyways this mf comes out in Jujutsu Kaisen go watch it lol.

“Wow have you seen the new anime adaption of Jujutsu Kaisen?”

“Yup omg! but did you see Satoru Gojo though?”

by Sistinechapel December 5, 2020

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019

sativa sunrise

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

by on a train 123 February 3, 2012

Satan Lucas

'Satan Lucas' is the devil. It comes from the word 'Santa Clause, and the evil "tradition" people have. It has nothing to do with the original Saint Nicholas and is made to change the meaning of Christmas, which is the celebration of the Birth of Jesus. If you change the letters around the world, Santa Claus can be changed to Satan Lucas (which is not a coincidence). Santa Claus is meant to make people greedy, by thinking they should get presents on Christmas when the only thing they should be doing then is resting, being with family, and celebrating the Birth of Jesus by saying prayers.

Yo, Satan Lucas won't bring me any presents this year. Why? Because I discovered the true meaning of it.

by HJJ I January 16, 2023