Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”
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Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'
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Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'
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"Hey Phil, guess what I said to my girlfriend the other night?"
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"
"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"
"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)
by cathdu January 2, 2010
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Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.
by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009
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1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*
kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-
jamie- you know it!
kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-
jamie- you know it!
by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009
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