Jesus Sandals

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot

Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!

by LaurAsh July 5, 2007

Sandueceky

The act of taking a dump that takes as long or longer than it would take you to travel from your present location to Sandusky Ohio.

Note: If you reside in Sandusky, this is the act of shitting your pants, or shanting.

Jaret:I just took a 3 hour shit!
Booh:You totally just took a Sandueceky!

by Jaret Binford October 18, 2008

Adam Sandler

A great actor. Although it seems like he has spent his entire career bring people laughter and joy, it seems as if some pricks on this website would rather just critisize him because they have nothing better to do other than take out there frustrations on Hollywood.

The bottom line is Adam Sandler has redefined comedy for us all, and I have never disliked a single one of his movies.

"Shampoo is betta. I go on first and CLEAN the hair."

"Conditioner is betta! I leave the hair silky AND smooth."

"Oh really, fool?!"

"Really!"

- Billy Madison/An Adam Sandler classic

by captain luge July 9, 2006

sandalize

To throw your footwear in disgust, for lack of something better to throw.

A fan gave me the finger at the game last night, I didn't want to waste my beer, so i tried to sandalize her. She was removed before i could get my sandal off, however

by Thegreatwarden78 October 17, 2008

Sanduski

To force anal penetration upon one's victim, preferably in a shower while wearing some form of Penn State memorabilia.

"Mike's biggest fear when he was arrested for D.U.I. was that he'd be Sanduski'd in Jail".

by xXSuperJudeXx November 12, 2011

Sandals & Socks

Sandals and socks are a common fashion item for age 50+ tourists and an extra item for when jesus's feet get cold.

Sandals & Socks
Dude-Damn my feet are cold but i don't wanna take off my ultra cool 3 strap sandals, what should i do?
Old man tourist-Get some socks!

by Robyn-Haych December 28, 2008

Sandusky'd

the act or motion of humping somebody from behind while yelling "Sandusky'd!"

Friend A: Man, that girl has a nice butt.
Friend B: Yeah, I'm going to go Sandusky her.
Friend C: Hey, at least she isn't a young boy.
Friend B: SANDUSKY'D!

by cgrowe77 November 14, 2011