status sage

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009

troll sage

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

by The troll sage December 10, 2009

Sage Syndrome

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.

Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"

by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011

sage nod

To affirm something wisely, as portrayed by nodding is a sagely manner.

A:
"And once we hack into NORAD, we'll control the world?"

B:
"Exactly." *sage nod*

by Kaez the Bastard March 25, 2009

Adriana Sage

The hottest female pornstar I've ever seen. Not much is known about her, except that she's latin, you can see most of her only on the internet, she does alot of lesbian scenes, and few male scenes on camera. She also does porno graphic photo shoots more than actual movies. Which means you'll more likely to see galleries instead of movies.

OMG! Have you seen Adriana Sage's new video? She's getting screwed by a dyke with a mask and a strap on! w00t!

by Juicy Mix October 10, 2004

Dirty Sage

A Dirty Sage is a wise sex active Guru who practices the art of Amazing sex and sexual advice

Dude I know a dirty sage who has all the tips and tricks by being a freak in the sheets

by Radlifestyle27 April 1, 2020

Diviner's Sage

Slang term for the psychoactive herb known as Salvia Divinorum. Salvia Divinorum is not a scheduled drug although some states have banned the sale and trafficking of it. The D.E.A is currently reviewing whether or not Salvia should be placed as a Schedule 1 drug.

The psychoactive ingredient that gives Salvia it's hallucinogenic effects is known as Salvinorum A

Some other terms for Salvia Divinorum are:
Sally D., Salvia, Shepherdess's Herb, Ska Pastora

John: Did you see how much that Diviner's Sage was?
Jake: No, I did not.
John: Well, fuck off then!

by Josh Monroe July 20, 2010