Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi June 10, 2018

Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009

samsung blackjack

A new PDA phone that is offered by Cingular that is the most awesome phone ever. It has a music player and it is comparable to the Moto Q--and is made by a better company. It also is known as a mini computer that uses the internet. It is the blackjack because of it's color and its ability to do five things at once.

All the people in the ghetto wants one of those samsung blackjack phones--it's the new thing.

by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007

Sam's Chicken

The best chicken shop (halal) in the world

'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
'waiter, we wanna speak to SAM'
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'

by naahyar lasiaf January 11, 2009

Samsung

A company that produces a fine seris of phones including the new matrix phone.

Samsung phones are the bomb!

by Seamans February 11, 2006

Samsung Galaxy S9+

First Samsung smartphone to defeat the iPhone.

Bob (2018) - Let me guess you just got the best phone ever?

Sam (2018) - I got the Samsung Galaxy S9+.

Bob (2018) - I knew I was right...

by xexoticlegendx May 31, 2018