Shlome

The act of taking a huge shit, right after you eat.

"Daniel I just took the fattest Shlome right after Chipotle...it burned a little bit"

by UNCLE SHLOME December 18, 2012

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shlomosaurus

What you call a Jewish girl with a Jewfro, closely resembling a dinosaur of some sort.

Damn son, she's hot, but she's got a bit of a Shlomosaurus goin on

by ImAGunnaWhoopYoAss March 1, 2010

solomanie

Solomanie is a pretty tall person who is the #bidfiemaster.Girls like him and he is smart and is good at sports. Treats the women well and is someone everyone would like to be around all of the time.

This guy Solomanie is a very well behaved man.

by Maniegettinguap January 1, 2017

shlomp

the act of going to sleep in Minecraft

“are you shlomping?”

by papadabz January 4, 2021

shlompy

very, very, sloppy;
as sloppy as really sloppy roast beef;
the sloppiest of the slop;

"Look at that big ol' shlompy titty!"

"Uhh yeah, show me that shompy dompe!"

by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

Slominski

A quick witty reply that can be used for about four words.
1.) Dee Dee Dee
2.) Penguin
3.) Loud talker
4.) Anoying person who is angry because they have not gotten laid in about 20 years+.

Ex. Person 1: OMFG TODAY I WAS SOOO ANGRY BECAUSE I DIDN'T..... (Caps lock to show loadness).
Person 2: Dude I can hear you, you don't need to be a Slominski!!!!!!

by The Big Fluff May 7, 2008