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swamp hog

An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.
Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 1, 2004
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swamp sack

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.
by jeff November 15, 2004
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Swamp Church

A Butt hole surfing faction of rich kids and loners alike, who fonzanoon daily while accessorizing with camouflage bracelets.
I once saw a member of swamp church enter a ping pong ball launching tournament in ding dang, he won using only his anus.
by Quinn Barton February 8, 2010
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Swamp Out

The term for creating a blackout in any building in an effort to deter Swamp Donkeys from gaining entry. The main steps are:

1. Lights out.
2. No talking.
3. No movements.
4. Find a sacrificial lamb as a deterrent.
(5. If all other efforts fail, smear lamb's blood on the windows and doors. Wamps like their meat fresh.)
Oh shit! Wamp's coming! Swamp out!!!!
by Pincco September 14, 2009
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Swamp sow

The ultimate skank ho. A fat, sloppy female in the worst sense of ugly. Usually packing a front ass and double wide rear. Often seen with insects flying around her crotch. Makes a one eyed, peg legged, homeless female look "hot". Low class bitch who would screw her own dad for a buck.
That swamp sow has nine illegitimate kids and crotch rot to boot!

She is totally skank...a real swamp sow.

I've never seen a woman that nasty! What a swamp sow! Gag!
by redraider70 January 25, 2010
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Swamp Puppies

"I'm going down to the bayou"
"Watch out for swamp puppies, they'll bite your dick off"
by elgupo May 13, 2017
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Swamp Balls

The feeling when you nutsack is very sweaty and you cannot relieve yourself any other way than letting them catch a nice breath of fresh air
Oh Noah, I gotta bad case of them Swamp Balls
by Sweaty Ballsangna September 29, 2011
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