Stoutism

A Stoutism is a term used to describe an act or a phrase created off the cuff by someone with the Surname Stout. They are usually phrases used out of context or considered over the top or completely wrong by most ordinary people.

"Hey man did you see what Stephen Stout did last night"
"Yeah man! haha a total "stoutism"

Known stoutisms

1. "You fucking Nonce" (used as a response to basically anything you disagree with and completely out of context)
2. Sit Down (upon a headshot in a gaming environment)
3. Playniumed (To complete all achievements on a PS4 game)

by JD_Bren June 13, 2016

Stout

The classic, the exact same girth as breth, in millimetres.

Quite nanny today, you’re acting very stouty.

by QuangMyFem February 21, 2019

Stootie

Literally, just a bitch that doesn't know she's a bitch.

This girl a fucking stootie

by Youngnigerianmale May 20, 2019

stooter

A small electric scooter with tiny wheels, the top speed of which is slightly faster than most people walk. This type of scooter is very popular among tourists and wannabe hipsters in urban areas. Such scooters often lack turn signals or lights, impede conventional vehicles and put the operators and others at risk. This type of scooter is a stupid scooter--hence, a "stooter".

I almost hit a guy riding one of those stooters.

by Travelingmankc July 21, 2019

Stout

A type of person who is always Vigorously horny, always smells of Body Odor, and has swamp ass.

Damn, that guy over there is such a stout.

by Doogman April 14, 2020

Stoptional

An optional stop sign. Usually found in bad neighborhoods or in rural areas.

Keep rollin, this corner is stoptional.

by SRF87 June 25, 2020

soxter

British term for the unfashionable practice of wearing, shorts, sock and open-toed sandals. Particularly associated with University professors in the late sixties and early seventies, hinting at their origin as hippies.

My math tutor was such a nerd. A soxter with a big bushy beard, a corduroy jacket with patches on the elbows and the obilgatory a tie-dyed t-shirt. You just knew he had a CND membership card tucked away in his wallet somewhere.

by Shakespenis January 4, 2021