stiff turner

when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.

Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed

by Dinkleheimer Cocksmere July 5, 2009

stiff punch

When your rock solid and you pull your dick out and it socks her In her face

Bro I wipped it out and stiff punched her

by boston flooper February 7, 2014

stiff wristed

A word used by slingy to describe his lesbian sister.

Yo man, my little sister don't like boys she is stiff wristed

by Dirty Red no. 2 March 14, 2017

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.

Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..

by Krkič May 8, 2019

stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections

Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 10, 2009

negative stiff

when the guys wood is anything but stiff..trying to perform with a lipm dick

Bobby wanted to show jenny how good he was in the sack , but when he tried to give her a hard wood, it was a negative stiff...

by lady D82 March 30, 2009