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steamroll

the process in which one roll across the floor, over other people. usually done to people lying down, or sleeping people to surprise them. may be taken to the extreme with sweet-rolling (see sweet-roll)
Rick: haha! I steamrolled Nathan's fuckin gay ass and woke him up.

Larry: hah! what a bitch! Let's rape him!
by JakE October 22, 2006
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Steamrolling

When a person takes a shit on ones chest and rolls it around til it is flat like asphalt.
Bro to bro, "Last night your sister and I enjoyed a good steamrolling."
by antmen3d May 24, 2012
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Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
by TonyUCF November 21, 2007
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California Steamroll

The California steamroll is a technique that requires the female, during intercourse, to lie on her back while the male poops on her chest and then does a somersault over it forming a type of steamroll.
During sex Tim had to poo so he had Shirly lay down on the ground and gave her the California steamroll.
by Steve-O Supreme-O November 9, 2006
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steamtroller

A person who flattens any meaningful discussion about an event by constantly relating it back to a single issue, e.g. income inequality, immigration, race, "Christian values," feminism, etc.
The debate moderator was asking questions about foreign policy, but Bernie Sanders just kept bringing it back to income inequality. He's a total steamtroller.

Grandma turns into a steamtroller once she starts talking about immigrants at Thanksgiving.
by Coatimundi Cockleburr June 3, 2016
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Streamroller

When a drunken chest deficator accidentally falls into there fresh made steamroller.
"Hey dude how come there's shit smeared all over you?"

" because your drunk girlfriend tried to give me a streamroller".
by Malwertopia February 26, 2017
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Steam Roller

Something you use to try and crush your step brother’s great grandson in stopped time. Works better if your hair is blond and have been stuck at the bottom of the ocean for a century.
See Dio Brando
-WRRYYYYYYYYY ! ROAD ROLLER!!
-ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! Your steam roller cannot stop me!
by A failure and a dissapointment December 11, 2019
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