stairway in a grandfather clock

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.

"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Stairway Marking

A method of marking assignments in which the marker throws said assignments down a set of stairs and marks them according to the distance travelled.

"These need to be completed by tomorrow, and it's nearly time to sleep. Time to use the stairway marking method!'
-Teacher

by Base Kadaver November 7, 2010

satire

Originally, satire was a literary form in which the author used irony, sarcasm, and allied rhetorical devices to express indignation against perceived social vices, follies, or oppressions, and to hold the perpetrators up to ridicule and contempt. In the heyday of the National Lampoon, satire meant calling somebody an asshole. Currently, it consists of people submitting definitions to Urban Dictionary in which they call each other gay, retarded, or both.

I'd rather be gay and retarded than the sort of person whose idea of satire is calling someone else gay and retarded. I'd be more likely to get laid.

by Leslie Doppler March 8, 2009

Stairs

When you fall down the stairs

I fell down the stairs

by Lol stairs so funny so ironic July 24, 2019

scairt

scared of something that you shouldn't be scared of

Keep your scairt butt away from my chair.

by Andrea May 5, 2005

Sairy

When you first meet a Sairy they're gonna be the most chill and coolest person you've ever met and your gonna want to be around them most of the time and just wanna stick by they're side but as you get to know them and grow with them you'll start to feel attached because that's the type of person they are someone that gots you feeling something and someone who is just special to you in any way Sairy's are rare and one of a kind if you have one don't let go you'll regret it. Some of them intend to have a geeky but the most cutest and most adorable laugh of them all and the cutest smile in the world. Also some of them also have up to two types of features one of them being the laid back chill and goofy one but yet gorgeous behind closed doors and dresses like they don't care and then you'll have that astonishing amazing beautiful person you've ever laid your eyes on shows it off gots it all and just is fantastic, if your super lucky you can get the one with the two features but those are rare one of a kind let's say. As you get to grow with a Sairy you soon come to find out that they are a major asshole at times and sometimes even all the time but as you get they're and keep moving forward you'll find out that they can be kind of a sweet heart and just someone you want to spend the rest of your life with because they can have you feel a type of way, but never give up on a Sairy because you just lost the best thing that happened to you, at the end it will be all worth it.

Dude i can't let go of Sairy it's to hard for me she's to good and i can't do that to her.

by christopherg April 22, 2017

do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.

<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005