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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022
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Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
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Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.
"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"
by ChivMender June 1, 2024
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Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.
Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.
by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024
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fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.
caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?
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Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird
wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO
by penguin5225 September 3, 2018
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Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object
Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!
by Whiskeytango January 11, 2021
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