spaztic

the full word from spaz
fully retarded and acts like a prick and and a offensive way to call someone who has very serious disorders with their body....

''hey look at this spaztic trying to do a sick pose!''

by sweet jesus April 12, 2006

spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Spasmic

A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.

That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.

That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.

by Suslex April 28, 2011

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018

Spaztick lingo

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

by MCbattchy March 11, 2018

Spastiocity

Demonstrating extreme examples of spasticness

That guys incomprehensible explanation seemed like he was suffering spastiocity

by Nuts or crazy October 10, 2018