sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 27, 2011

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023

Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.

That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot

by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020

Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm

Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"

by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

sofa king

a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .

thats sofa king hard

by vizt/add me on cold war pls May 16, 2022