dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

by dole September 24, 2013

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Norwegian Snorkeler

When a man takes his penis and places the tip of it flush against the nostrils of his partner, then proceeds to ejaculate into his partner's nose.

That girl thought she was just getting your average facial, but little did she know I was about to perform the Norwegian Snorkeler

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

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jamaican snorkel

when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.

Theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.

by phatrick hoesbeastiority January 1, 2008

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Snorkeling

Completely penetrating ones head into anothers anal cavity and breathing by putting two straws in your nose

Ryan do u want to go snorkeling
Sure lets do it at my house

by Assbeggea696969 January 11, 2003

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a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....

Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.

by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008

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douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

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