smstrain

A smstrain is a quatrain, or a stanza within a phone, that consists of four lines. It is the most common of all manifestations of cellphomania (phone therapy for recovering erstwhile incurable nymphomaniacs and insomniacs though maniacs ARE not excluded). The rhyming patterns include iiuu, yuyu, icci, sexe.

You appear well trained in constraining your smstrain within the required cell train without any apprent strain be it shine or rain.

by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008

SMSS

A variant of SMH/SMDH, SMSS represents the pinnacle of ignorance. Literally meaning "Shaking My (DJ) Double S SS".

The "DJ Double S" is in reference to someone in our group of friends whose ignorance is without rival. Example:

Right before we cheers a shot and pound it, he goes "Hey has everyone gotten their vitimains" and runs and gets his Centrum Men's vitimans.

(from an actual conversation I had with this clown today):

Me: Ya fuck them ugly ass hoes, all got moles and zits n shit
Will: Haha
Me: That's your boo though
Will: I love her

me: SMSS!

by Oatssssssssss June 14, 2011

smsagging

nagging by telecommunications (Short Messaging Srvice SMS'' technology
Verb
Annoy or irritate (a person) with persistent faultfinding or continuous urging via SMS telecommunications technology.

His wife was smsagging him from her mobile phone with endless tasks to be completed on the weekend.

by SquigglyHead January 25, 2013

SMSer

A person who texts and drives frequently.

Jessica is a terrible SMSer

by 10011010011101011 November 5, 2015

SMSS

Send Me a Screen Shot

-I want to show you this one back-round
- SMSS

by BooksWrite November 6, 2015

smsd

Suck my soul mate's dick.

Girl: smd

Boy: you ain't got one

Girl: well smsd

Boy: what that mean?

Girl: suck my soulmate dick.

by No ko April 22, 2018

smsc

A subject used in schools to teach kids how to do everyday stuff and learn basic life skills.

Can’t wait for my SMSC lesson it’s gonna be about hygiene!

by Urban Dictionary Reader. January 27, 2018