sit and surf

When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop

Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.

by PMC1120 July 1, 2009

Sit on him

Sit on him is for girls to sit on boys for the whole of January (it can be whoever they want) no feelings attached

You see sit on him

Sit on him is in January

by Hornhornhornhormhormh December 22, 2020

parent sitting

To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.

As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting

by RogerSP April 8, 2007

Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen

I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.

by Joakes March 17, 2013

let's sit on

comes from Hebrew: "bo nishev al..."

same as to ask someone to join you for a meal or to smoke a cigarette (most popular usage), but can be used almost in every "join-me-situation"

1: Hey man,we've got a break now - let's sit on a cigarette!
2: No thanks, i don't smoke.

1: I'm hungry, do you know some place to eat?
2: Yes, its an Italian restaurant, let's sit on some good pasta there.

by Pilpel September 14, 2006

sits to pee

when a man sits to pee because it feel right

Donley~ man what is that thing
Tooker~ i dont have a clue but i bet it sits to pee

by tookerdeep September 30, 2013

trip sit

to watch or babysit friends while they are on some kind of substance; to make sure your friends dont get into trouble or go completely insane while theyre high.

im not gonna roll tonight, im gonna trip sit the guys.

by ribbitboing November 22, 2006