shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.

Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*

by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle.

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

Shampooed russalo

When you premature a polish brunch.

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.

by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023

3 in 1 shampoo

A winning analogy for understanding the Trinity doctrine within Christianity

“Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”

by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025