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Sears

A store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. Thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like shit.
I broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! I want Sears to replace it, even though I have no warranty!

Asshole: What do you mean, under warranty? It's a Craftsman, they're guranteed for life!
Associate: Only hand tools are guranteed like that. Power Tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. If you weren't a fucking moron, you'd have read the side of the box where it says so.
by MD October 16, 2003
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Hot Cousin Season

An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes
Forget cuffing season, I’m getting ready for Hot Cousin Season
by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022
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marijuana seasoning

Can I please have some marijuana seasoning... meaning tobacco on my cone.
by Mungalup mafia July 31, 2019
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four seasons

1.a type of pizza
2.what you tell to somebody,who does something all of the time
3.a way to write more words on your test,instead of saying "year"
1-I will have a four seasons pizza.How about you?

2-Man,you watch horror movies four seasons a year!

3-The north pole has snow on it during four seasons of the year(really a waste of words)
by foursouls1 April 26, 2009
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cleavage season

That time of the year after winter. Girls stop wearing heavy coats and start showing cleavage. But if its too cold and their nipples pop out, they go back under for another 6 weeks.
Tom: "Enjoying the view, friend?"
Tyler: "Oh yes, yes indeed. Im so excited its the beginning of cleavage season, I hope Sarah's nipples don't get hard."
Tom: "Yeah, it would suck to have to wait 6 weeks to see her flaunt her cleavage again."
Jordan: "I LOVE CLEAVAGE SEASON!!!"
by tits-o-plenty January 2, 2011
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seatslap

The sound of a toilet seat colliding with the porcelain rim of the toilet, having been raised slightly when you got up because the moisture of your ass-cheeks stuck to it.
Why do you have to slam the toilet seat so loud?

Oh, sorry...it was just some seatslap.
by Roger Ipswitch January 13, 2008
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Season 7 Newbies

Person One: She’s so nice, kind, supportive, funny and talented!
Person Two: She must be one of the Season 7 Newbies!
by Gleeky Pleasures June 23, 2020
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