scp 783

my nightmares. also known as "there was a crooked man" is very scary for me. it kills people and does something to kill them idk.

"Bloody hell mate, The scp 783 got 'em!"

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

SCP

SCP - acronym

SCP - stands for "Suck Cock Properly"

"Dude, my girlfriend sucks at giving head. She needs to SCP."

"I know, right?"

"Wait what? How the fuck would you know that?"

by panderverse October 28, 2023

SCP

(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.

Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon.

Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.

by YaboiToast November 5, 2023

SCP-3008

SCP-3008 is a regular Ikea but, the exit moves every day and the Ikea has employees that attack at night they are called SCP-3008-2

The Store is called 3008-1

A: hi
B: hi, do you know what SCP-3008 is?
A: is that a ripoff of 3008 on Roblox
B: No that is an SCP learn about it
A: can you explain
B go on urban dictionary and read it
A: okay

by hungarian grill November 8, 2023

SCP-1471-A

people are literally making artwork that you can jack off to all based on this one SCP character

Someone out there in the world: *drools and hornily stares at alarming artwork of SCP-1471-A*
1471-A: You disgust me. Don't install my app.

by 7568ino November 19, 2023

SCP

A creature or object that defies natural law or something like that, imprisoned at containment sites.

SCP-096 dashed through the hallway of site-19 in search for its victim

by IDK Definitions Official January 10, 2024