SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

by HaaSaas January 18, 2010

satan kink

When a person is so obsessed with Satan they’ll go as far as to fuck Satan (a.k.a daddy Satan)

“I have such a Satan kink, I mean Satan could fuck me all the way to hell

by Satanicdaddy May 15, 2018

Safwan

sweetness, cuteness, before you blow the candles on your cake..wish for a Safwan.

Safwan is the best thing that ever happened to me.

by Jennifer May 4, 2004

satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.

Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps

by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007

Satan

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005

Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

satan's alley

The greatest movie that was never made. Stars Kirk Lazaris and Tobey Maguire. Its about two priests who fall in love. But, since it is against the religion, Kirk's character is banished and forced to write scripture for 50 years.

X: Dude, whats your favorite movie?
Y: Satan's Alley
X: That doesnt exsist.
Y: FUCK YOU MAN!

by p1fl February 28, 2009