rug muncher

another term for a dyke or lesbian.

That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.

by Taliesin January 09, 2005

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munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

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Spum Rug

The Spum rug is a pool of Spum closely resembling a rug. It will spread throughout it’s given location and can even create a Spum baby. The Spum rug can even be used in a new form a knitting

Wow nic that Spum rug sure was bewildering

by JustAToastr November 23, 2022

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stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.

"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."

by AguguEmeka March 20, 2008

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Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 11, 2011

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