Ruben

An ugly guy who acts immature and cheats on every girlfriend he has. Particularly his recent ex girlfriend whom he used just to sleep with and then tried going after her friends. He is disgusting, untrustworthy, asinine, and everything you can think of. He deserves to sleep outside with the dog's and to be unloved for he doesn't deserve a girl as good as she was and he deserves to be punished !

S :" Ruben cheated on me..."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."

by Lil_Rosey December 2, 2013

Ruben

a cocky! sun of a beach. thinks he's hot stuff...usually stares into mirrors to stare at his mussels. likes to take things from other people. sometimes acts gay.but thats just ruben.very flirtatious but cares for most people.loves to dance in parking lots while asking for money from hobos.

Stop being a ruben your embarrassing me!

by loral69 November 21, 2011

ruben's

a euphemism for a restaurant or some sort of eating establishment that is non-descript

Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?

by Pierskin November 30, 2006

rubens girlfriend

wild and crazy and out of control girl who doesnt behave on the phone with a camara. but keeps it g rated.

as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.

by megannngieeee August 11, 2009

Ruben

Ruben, as in a sweet, funny girl who is heaps tall and loves her food. I suggest not eating her food cause she'll then eat YOU! She brings a ray of sunshine wherever she walks kinda like Jesus but she's a Ruben, so she's not a Jesus. She pretty cool. I looooove her to the moon and back!!

Ruben is a sick cunt

by Rubenloveryusss September 11, 2014

ruben

gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy balls his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man boobs. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a cock tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick

he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master

sheesh wheres your penis Ruben??? -

by the pimp master April 8, 2005

Ruben

Ruben is ugly ass, And thinks Isla is very fit. but he's gay.

Rubens really likes Isla but he's gay

by EvieDonladson October 9, 2018