ruben

a crippled mexican

sam: "do you see that guy over there in the wheelchair?"
brad: "the mexican?, thats ruben"

by bunny136 January 27, 2020

Rube

A term used by used by carnies to describe an disgruntled outsider (usually a small town local) who is no longer fooled and has realized he is being scammed by a rigged game.

"I think this Rube is wise to us."

by TZer0 August 27, 2009

Rube Chat

An online Minnesota Sports message board commonly tarnished with the thoughts of Brett Favre loving Packer Fans, as well as a really annoying poster that goes by "Lastridge"

Rube Chat Thread
Derps: So is Favre still the best, or after Mannings Superbowl has he edged #4 out?

by LOLDONKAMENTS July 5, 2007

rubesh

Hot Indian dude and likes many girls. Also a Playboy.

Dude: I heard that Rubesh has a new girlfriend today.

Dude 2: Dayum. That's his fourth one.

by Baikon April 27, 2017

Rubel

The ever so satisfying nap you take after smoking a gigantor joint.

I'm so excited to be finished exams! Now I can just smoke a big J and take a rubel.

by DangelyD December 21, 2010

Ruben

Ruben is kind, funny, caring, too forgiving at times, loving an will do anything for the people he cares about when he’s in a relationship he can be loyal asf or play you like a game of cards it just depends on how he’s riding with you.

Ruben is so good with kids!!

Ruben is so handsome😍

Ruben is one of a kind..

by Tbhtruth July 11, 2019

Rube

Any Oakland Raider fan.

The rube slammed his fist into the wall of his trailer as the Chiefs once again defeated the Chokeland Faders

by Go screw yourself August 25, 2013