Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.

Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.

by Da Duffster September 16, 2016

Roof Things

Things that people do on roofs, like building roofs, sleeping, reading, crafting a bomb, drawing, pretty much daily things on roofs.

Have you seen Ruwuby?
Yeah, they’re busy, doing roof things.
Oh, okay!

by SunniShinee September 27, 2019

Red roof

When a girl on her period rides your faces.

“Aye! She just gave me that red roof!”

by Cxrpze January 5, 2021

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021

Roof Clam

a flying saucer that has landed on an earthlings roof. Most likely to enticing f@#$ing JAMS being bumped.

YO Darren had a roof clam on his house last week. Now his songs are playing through the airwaves!!

by Zordy September 27, 2020

S-roofing

The art of going ontop of a tall building and taking a shit over the side and hitting somebody.

I want to go S-roofing at that new building. Everyone's walking by and we can easily nail 'em

by Mindyour Ownbusiness August 2, 2007