Megan the Ripper

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.

John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.

by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Jack The Ripper

Some of the most chronic weed there is in the US, originally grown by Jack Herer out of Grants pass, Ore. this strand has been around since the 1980s. crossed hundreds of times with other plants such as: Romulan, P99, Purple Kush and many more. also known as JTR

Me "Yo man you trying to kick it and burn some of that jack the ripper?"

you "Shit fo sho man but only a little, that gets me SUPER HIGH"

by Oregon's Finest October 2, 2008

Penis Ripper

A very strong object that when iserted into the penis and pulled will rip your penis in half.

Man1: Hey try this new sex tool
Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*

-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-

by 1337--n00bs June 30, 2006

Roofie Ripper

You slip a girl a date rape drug and then tear her a new asshole while shes unconscious

Monica acted up so i gave her a Roofie Ripper

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

Skin Ripper

When a males penis gets extremely hard and the skin on his penis rips due to a bad bitch or a phat ass causing a extremely painful and pleasuring pain.

Call and ambulance there’s blood everywhere someone got a skin ripper.

Abby always gives me the meanest skin ripper, I’ve already gone through 6 pants man!

by Hahahe November 14, 2019

bong ripper

someone who rips a bong

"yeah i rip bongs, im a bong ripper!"

by k9_ June 4, 2021