anal ripcord

The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.

Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.

by andrewler January 25, 2005

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RIDONKULOUS

EPIC RIDICULOUSNESS....RIDICULOUS TO THE TENTH POWER...

LADY GAGAS HAIR IS RIDONKULOUS..

THE FACT THAT GEORGE BUSH CANNOT PRONOUNCE NUCLEAR IS RIDONKULOUS

by BESONADRI April 2, 2010

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Ridonkulous

A combination of the words "ridiculous" and "donkey", used when one wants to describe something as being ridiculous while sounding like a jackass.

Sometimes abbreviated into the equally retarded form: "redonk"

In both cases, the speaker often puts excessive emphasis on the 2nd syllable.

"OMG! Those sales yesterday were so riDONKulous!"

"Yeah, I know, it's so reDONK!"

by Urban Dex December 29, 2009

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ripdick

An insult for friends who are lazy and will not come out to the bars.

Come on, Ripdick, hurry up!

by urbanhomeboy January 12, 2009

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RiDONKulous

used to describe something that is completely out of control - most commonly used when refering to things being outrageously hilarious

Man, that shirt is riDONKulous = that shirt is crazy!

I feel like, if I was lost, I wouldn't be able to find myself, and that would be riDONKulous = I have no idea what my drunk ass is saying and that is just crazy!

by Shar and Emmers November 29, 2004

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