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1.anybody that jumps on the drag racing bandwagon who tunes their japanese/european import front wheel drive car for drag racing, and thinks that drag racing is the only type of competitive motorsports. also, anyone who bases their judgment of a car based on horsepower and 1/4 mile times.
driver 1: you wanna run?
driver 2: i grip race, i dont drag race.
driver 1: ...(thinking)... what are you talking about?
driver 2: nevermind... drag racing ricer
by Jesus on a stick June 01, 2007
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One who rices. Rice is derived from elitist white motorcyclists who labeled the lighter, faster, better handling Japanese sportbikes "rice rockets." From there, the "rice" moniker spread to Japanese cars, and now applies to any cars which have ricers as owners and modifiers.

The object of ricification can be any vehicle. The modifications performed must be showy and over-the-top. Most ricers are strictly into the show aspect of import tuning, and therefore drive overburdened and, plainly, ugly vehicles. Other ricers are ricers simply because of their attitude, which revolves around bikini contests and general lack of automotive knowledge. Ricers often hop on a bandwagon, which may include tasteful modification, simply because it is "in" at the time. However, it is easy to see that they are truly ricers at heart.
The entire fanbase of the Teckademics video series.

A 1992 Honda Civic with 19" wheels, a huge wing, a Black Widow bodykit, a windshield banner... and an automatic with no engine mods.
by OppositeLock January 06, 2005
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Any Asian import car that has been modified for show or performance (or presumed performance). Although some like the Mazda RX-7, Toyota Supra, and Acura NSX are very capable cars that are superior to most of the shit coming out of Detroit since the 80s, most are economy cars that are poorly modified with cheap shit from Pep Boys.
Whoa! Look at that awesome Honda Civic with a 4-inch tailpipe, huge wing, and euro lights. I bet it owns at the track. Wait... you mean it's not National Sarcasm Day!?! Well forget that then.
by john crunkalopolis July 27, 2004
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Most of the pictures that are situated alongside this word.

A POORLY modified car that the driver tries to make seem cooler, and making a asshole of himself at the same time.

Not always some-one who modifies exported cars, theres nothing wrong with that...and who-ever says it is usually is gelous they drive around in shitty salons. Standing out is not a crime, but in cars like those in the pics...it is...
haha, Look at that f***ing ricer! What a shit car!
by James Foxhall February 28, 2005
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The thoughts and ideals of an individual whose life revolves around their import and what they can do to it.
Person 1: Dude, that Camaro body kit looks awesome!
Person 2: Josef said it looks retarded.
Person 1: Josef would say that, he also hangs out with Clay who is brainwashing him with his Ricerism.
Person 2: I know! All they ever talk about is Civics!
by TragicUsername April 09, 2011
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Usually a young man with a car from Japan who uses cosmetic modifications rarther than using engine based mods. This is essentially the safer way to go for young boys on the cruise scene who cannot afford high performance mods for their engine due to insurance purposes.

Ricers usualy have:

Bodykits
Spoilers
Tints
Large Alloys
Lowering kits
Lighting kits
Audio enhancements

Although most people regard ricers as idiots, this is not the case. There are some who spoil it out there for us. Ricers can also be known as cruisers. Cruisers do not race and usually show off their cars in car parks with others that have the same interest.

Usually Hondas are used for the extensive amount of styling available. Engine mods can be put on later on as Honda's are one of the most tunable engines in the world. And to say that Honda's are no good, then tell that to the Halfords GT team that race using Integras and currently hold the championship.

Be owned.
Ricer/Cruiser: Someone who uses only cosmetic mods.

Predjudice: An act of Prejudice is, as the name implies, the process of "pre-judging" something. It implies coming to a judgment on a subject before learning where the preponderance of evidence actually lies, or forming a judgment without direct experience.

Just because you can't afford to do up your car, don't mock others because they can. In the end, it seems like jealousy.
by JmanCivicCoupe October 18, 2006
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some dipshit driving a econobomb with a shitload of shit attached to it with crazy glue, but no go-parts. also known as curb-muncher, rice burner and rice rocket. known to handle like shit, accelerate slower than molasses in antartica going up a hill and a semi with 40,000LBs of shit attached. vehicle can also be a butchered pickup truck, assuming it has all the mods a car type would with one of the following: spinners, hydraulics, hydraulic lift bed, hydraulic lift cab, all of the above antonyms: SEMI, tractor, lawn mower, snail, muscle car, any race car, sleepers, did i mention a semi?, nuclear supercarrier, top fuel dragster, u get my point
me(driving a 1965 Cobra): HEY DIPSHIT, WANNA RACE?
idiot in a rice rocket: SURE DAWG, ILL WHUP YO SORRY ASS AND TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR AND MAKE IT COOL!
me: shut up and drive, im way ahead of ya...by 15 miles...and i never broke 2200RPM
by 379 February 26, 2005
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