Reading, PA

A small shitty town in Pennsylvania. The people there pretend to be from some place else unless they are rich.

I say I'm from Sinking Spring, PA when I'm actually from Reading.

by FM March 14, 2005

retainer voice

(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.

1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.

2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.

3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.

by ktrain3299 March 22, 2011

Reading

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.

Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.

by Jeff Conte August 11, 2008

If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay

“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”

by Niggagaming123 September 18, 2020

Reading the Bible

refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures

The priest told me that tonight he is going to be Reading the Bible

by Greenmanisgod43 July 19, 2010

Reading Central Catholic

Originally the home of William Luden (as in Luden's Cough Drops) which sits at the base of Mt. Penn. A "newer" part of the building was built in 1941, which included the gym and about 15 more classrooms. The Cardinals have long been the schools mascot. Because of the school's history, many students and staff have reported seeing ghosts roam the hallways because it is said that the wife and son both died in the mansion of un-natural causes. Almost every student takes pride in going to Central. The school is known for its great sports and school spirit. After the 2010-11 school year, Central's Rival, Holy Name will merge with Central at the location of Holy Name and will be called Berks Catholic High School.

Reading Central Catholic

by arronk April 12, 2011

Reading pa

Reading is a city where many people think it is one the worst places to live but really it is not because many people never bother to visit it is know as baseball town or the old name Pretzel city.

The population contains:
Many Hispanics/Latina people it has a very amazing culture and if you bust you’ll see it for yourself

One of the tourist attractions are the pagoda it is a sight were you can the the beautiful city at night is the most amazing sight you’ll ever see so come down a explore reading a little and do look at places were people never even bothered to to come because of those claims

And I am proud to say that I love living here in reading pa

Reading pa has many people so come on by the north and south side of reading pa

by Heyboo❤️ July 3, 2018