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reserve soldier

A man that a woman is not currently dating, usually either an ex-boyfriend, a former fuck buddy or a one-night stand, that she still keeps in her phone in case of a sudden need for emergency sex.

A reserve soldier is different from a fuck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just sex, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she's not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or fuck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and sexual frustration is on overload.

See also booty call.
After her fuck buddy got a girlfriend and a series of failed dates, Megan finally gave up and called one of her reserve soldiers to quel her sexual frustration.
by sweetcherrypies November 18, 2009
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Reservoir dog

n. a poor, scraggly kid from the wrong side of the tracks, who lives by his wits (or petty theft) but has big dreams.
by wayfarer May 5, 2005
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Indian reservation

A large-party reservation at a popular restaurant made and later canceled at the last minute.
The wait-staff at Dorsia's are dicks. Let's call in an Indian reservation for 20 people.
by Joe Everyman July 12, 2009
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steel reserve

the most vile alcohol on the face of this planet
"what does it taste like? dirt?"
"no it tastes like steel reserve"
by xmaladroit May 15, 2005
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Federal Reserve

A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!

Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.

Man 1: Yea, how?

Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.

Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?

Friend: Yup

Man 1: so, I can print it too

Friend: Yes.. NOOO!

*Plays Roundabout by Yes*

...To Be Continued
by Shinkdmeister November 5, 2018
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blowing your reserve

when u take a hit off a blunt or bong and start coughing.. so hard that you throw up a big puddle of mucous.. not actual puke just mucous.
the first smoke of the day usually leads up to.. blowing your reserve
by italian smallie April 19, 2009
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A boy scout camp with the different camps. Waubeeka, Buckskin, and Summit Base. People that have been to all camps prefer Waubeeka the most. People don't always like to cook for themselves, but they prefer Waubeeka because Buckskin sucks. Summit Base has many entertaining activities, but the staff is the most cocky. Basically Waubeeka has great staff, Buckskin has many staff members that can be very irritating, and Summit Base staff members are cocky self absorbed. If you ask the people that visit both Waubeeka and Buckskin camps they will recommend Waubeeka.
by ajhfgajghakjgh December 2, 2011
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