Skip to main content

Breyers Remorse

The immediate regret one feels when looking at an empty carton from ice cream consumed in fit of binge eating.
Evelyn licked the remaining drops of Rocky Road Ice cream from her spoon when she looked in horror at the empty carton and was filled with Breyers Remorse. The diet begins NOW, she thought.
by IdeamanChicago July 15, 2014
mugGet the Breyers Remorse mug.

Creamers Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced the exact moment one has finished ejaculating, causing him to regret his sexual encounter and the fact he has "creamed".
That silly french clown has creamers remorse!
by CreamersRemorse March 13, 2015
mugGet the Creamers Remorse mug.

smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement
Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.
by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017
mugGet the smugglers remorse mug.

Snacker's Remorse

when one consumes copious amounts of decadent nutritionally-deficient snacks and feels regret about the gluttony soon thereafter.

while snacker's remorse normally occurs with calorie-heavy treats that have busted the snacker's diet, this sentiment can also occur when a person consumes a treat that doesnt taste the way they were hoping, or tastes really really bad.
I shouldn't have had three of those dark chocolate bars! They were SO good, but now I'm filled with snacker's remorse!

I had a snack attack this afternoon and I just had to eat that whole bag of chips. Now I have snacker's remorse.

Oh man, the gooey yellow squares on that tray are really nasty! Snacker's remorse!
by shanhorton January 21, 2009
mugGet the Snacker's Remorse mug.

Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.
Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!
by McBerg November 24, 2009
mugGet the Diver's Remorse mug.

e-mail remorse

The waiting period after you send an e-mail that is somewhat nasty or contains a dirty joke to a person that you are still trying to feel out their limits of what they consider acceptable and what is not.
Charlie suffered 48 hours of e-mail remorse until Linda finally replied to his e-mail in a positive way and followed it up with her own dirty joke.
by RSM the Tuber January 11, 2010
mugGet the e-mail remorse mug.

tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.
Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.
by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010
mugGet the tweeter's remorse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email