Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.

When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.

by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010

relative friday

The day that comes before a long break (that isn't Friday) or the Thursday before having Friday off

It's relative Friday! See you all in 2 weeks!

by Yeahidontknow April 17, 2014

Rel

Dogshit player at cops who can’t react he only been in bad teams his best team was 3nF and they bad

Rel is shit at critical ops and can’t react

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

relative-without-designation-in-law

1- Relative-without-designation's spouse.
2- Spouse's relative-without-designation.

Relative-without-designation-in-law (RWD-in-law).

by Kapokapo July 15, 2024

distant-relative

1- Cousin's descendant.
2- Ascendant of second degree for up's sibling's descendant.

Distant-relative.

by Folqa July 24, 2024