religislut

A girl who goes to church and wants to "save herself" for her husband. but in reality she will let you put it anywhere except the vag. the girls usually think they are good girls because they have only taken it in the ass, sucked three guys at once, given multiple handjobs and have had a good skull fucking. in all actuallity are whores.

"Man i really wanna get with sarah but she told me she wont have sex with anybody untill she is married!"
"No man you should go on a date with her! she is a religislut! you can put it in her ass or give her a skull fucking!!!"

by /Joker/ February 6, 2009

Religie

Religious person short form. Someone who believes in gods, or a god, or in cases like scientology, space aliens that one bases their life around. Someone who bases their life on an afterlife.

Example would be: Three different kinds of religies are christian religies, hindu religies and muslim religies.

by Artie the Atheist July 30, 2013

losing my religion

1. At the end of your rope.

2. Can't deal with life anymore.

"I'm sick of everyone, I'm losing my religion"

by gRuVekiTtY August 5, 2005

bad religion

The best political punk out there. After 25 years, the balding band is still holding their own on the Warped Tour, and Brett Gurewitz is sexier than ever.

Bad Religion is smarter than you.

by Lady Pain February 28, 2005

religious

(Adj.) Something which is both hilarious and deeply saddening.

'Jesus Camp' was religious.

by WouterTron June 16, 2007

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

fake religion

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

by Demonic bro December 6, 2013