records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 23, 2023

reconstipation

When you see David Tennent or Michael Sheen and you get so excited that physically can not shit.

Yesterday I saw an edit of David Tennent and I now have reconstipation

by sexmaphone December 7, 2023

Reconsentification

The critical and often chaotic process in which a company, especially a large corporation, seeks to obtain new GDPR consents from its users. This usually triggers a corporate shitstorm of epic proportions, as failing to manage it properly can lead to catastrophic consequences. Think of it as the GDPR apocalypse, where inboxes are flooded, customers are confused, and the legal team is on the verge of a collective breakdown.

"Our company is undergoing reconsentification next week, so brace yourselves for the inevitable shitstorm and stock up on coffee and aspirin.

by Karel Kaufman May 29, 2024

recordsexual

A hippie ir audiophile that loves vinyl records so much that they have developed an intimate and sexual relationship with them.

1. Is that hippie gay or straight?
2. No, he’s recordsexual. He fucks records.

by A Team 100/Memelous Fan February 11, 2024

recons-hiling

that moment when u might have done something wrong and admit it

OR,

more realistically you realize you were right and everyone should switch to YOUR opinion

"After recons-hiling, I am so glad we could agree that I am always right!"

by TheAllKnowingH February 12, 2026

reconstyle

What snooty "old school" grownups eventually find themselves having to do when viewing da shockingly-bold-and-tasteless looks of da modern-day youth.

Da term "reconstyle" can also refer to where sexual partners "find middle ground" regarding their bodily positions --- i.e., what "styles" they use --- when getting it on. One good way to accomplish this might be to equally alternate between da two most-common positions if da guy lovers missionary but da gal prefers "doin' it doggie".

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Reconscia

That thrilling feeling when you’re completely in the moment, moving with energy that makes you feel truly alive

Yoga in the early morning brought a feeling of reconscia, where mind and body moved in perfect harmony.

by Mohieet Nazir September 29, 2025