Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

by r1r1 August 1, 2008

Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.

"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"

by arransc April 13, 2013

cum recepticle

Term for a woman! Used in reference to wife,girlfriend.

We don't have anything in common she's just my cum recepticle.

by mrwzig January 10, 2007

Try Redemption

Brutal, ultra high-energy, sick-like-dysentery, Colorado Metal Band.

Man, after seeing Try Redemption, I need to go to church!

by Daigleicious September 1, 2004

recepting

to understand, you feel me?, to pick up what I'm putting down

Are you recepting me?

by snuggs0117 December 5, 2016

Recession Bully

A boss who makes you do things that arnt normaly your job because he knows you wont quit.

Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?

Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.

by Malicieux April 9, 2009

Recreational Alcoholic

a term to describe an individual who tends to consume alcohol in quantities some would call 'binge' worthy on a regular basis in a social setting with friends.

John and his friends were described as recreational alcoholics by fellow peers as they continue on their weekly drinking sessions together in the aim to get smashed.

by musicianlewis May 18, 2010