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Snow Raptor 

A raptor made of snow who will spill the blood of the innocent and rape all the virgins. Devouring the souls of your loved ones.
Sara:Hey look it's snowing. Wanna build a snowman?

Mary: Are you crazy it's night. There are Snow Raptors out there!

Sara:What in God's name is a Snow Raptor?!

Mary:Something so horrible I can't even begin to describe it. Just go look it up on urban dictionary...
Snow Raptor by The Erotic Banshees December 22, 2009
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Super Raptor Jesus 

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"

grit raptor 

A freakishly fiendish meth-amphetamine addict. Will do just about anything for a (hoot).

Junked out to the point where no amount of humiliation or risk will detour them from reaching the next hoot.

Someone who will with no shame smoke the bottom of the barrel (pipe scrapings) and pick shards out of there skin.

A person who skulks around any and every drug dealer, in hopes to get as much free shit as possible. So much so that they make this horrible squealing sound at the mere sight of a shard, and there is no distinction between the real deal, and (buff shard )to a grit raptor, because the grit raptor will smoke anything...

Also could be labeled as a fiend, a bad sketcher, a tweek tard, pipe wipe, squidward, puddle slut, dump truck, punched, goof troop, shard lobster, squidly, bad action hero, pylon, any cock will do, semen demon, pickin pox, gak tard, bunk and chapped, soup sandwitch, dink pit, shady, shard bat, bad goof,
Geez, look at her over there smoking that bottom of the barrel buff shards. Yeah no doubt she's a grit raptor.

We actually saw that hurtin grit raptor picking shard out of the skin and smoking them.
grit raptor by MissBehavin1330 August 1, 2011

Octo-Raptor 

The most terrifying beast of all, the octo-raptor is half octopus, half raptor, and full of bees - bees on fire.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....wow, I was way far off, it's a fucking octo-raptor!
Octo-Raptor by Dr. A. Grant August 16, 2011

butt raptor 

"look at the chicks ass" "dude, your such a butt raptor"
butt raptor by naota172 December 14, 2008

Baby Raptor Jesus 

An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!

Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
Baby Raptor Jesus by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009

yamaha raptor

A 660-700cc trail quad that has a narrow stance, and cannot be ridden aggressively. Said quad sits taller than a race quad, making it very top heavy in the corners, and also weighs 100+ pounds more than the average sport quad making it difficult to control in the air. Yamaha Raptor owners tend to think highly of themselves and their riding skill. They typically have stock machines, and almost always talk trash about actual race quads. Raptors are only good in a straight line, and would be no match for a 250R, 450R, etc... and do not belong on a track.
Rider 1: "Hey Brah wanna go ride at the Red Barn track?"

Rider 2:"Sure, but good luck in the corners with that Yamaha Raptor, it might tip over!"

Rider 1:"Breh it will waste your built MX 250R, It has 450cc's more than you!"
yamaha raptor by DBCracing November 27, 2013