We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
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Get the Randall Can’t Handle mug.The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.
His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
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A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.
VERB:
¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.
² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.
A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through
Adjective:
¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.
²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.
VERB:
¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.
² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.
A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through
Adjective:
¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.
²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
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Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
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