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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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Randall Saito

A necrophiliac who kills people and has sex with the dead bodies.
Aaron is such a Randall Saito!
by Poopyfecesbutt January 21, 2018
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rANdALled

When your passed out and getting fucked in the ass and suddenly someone shoves a leaf blower in your face.
Went to a party in Stuart, Fl, got so drunk, I got rANdALled.
by Hoodrat954 April 10, 2025
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Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015
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Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.
I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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