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When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.
by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004
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by usedwords February 17, 2010
Get the Riser mug.The term chanted by most hard core southern rednecks to show there pride in where they live
rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects
increased pride.
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions
however has tempered down the chanting side effect.
rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects
increased pride.
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions
however has tempered down the chanting side effect.
Bill: hey dude you wana go to the wallmart?
hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!
Bill:do what?
hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"
Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack
hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!
Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?
hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!
hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!
Bill:do what?
hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"
Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack
hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!
Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?
hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!
by suffery June 10, 2009
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I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
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2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
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