quota

A pre-determined number of make-outs that must be achieved in a certain amount of time.

"Ladies, quota for 2009 is 9. For every extra guy, you get a drink when we go to Vegas in December."

by Babs2009 February 18, 2009

QUOTA

one quarter; 25 percent of a dolla or dollar

Teacher: "Class, who can spell quota?"

Jamal: "I sho can't spell quota, but two make fitty cent"

Teacher: "Fo shizzle"

by Mo79 November 14, 2004

Quotie

1. A self quote. 2. A cross between a selfie and a quote.

One of the greatest struggles in life is trying to make sure your healthy habits outnumber your unhealthy ones.

-Carl
#quotie

by AllAmericanJeT August 3, 2016

Quotient bot

Quotient bot is a discord bot that helps Esport servers to manage and organize scrims, tournaments of different mobile/PC games.

Quotient bot is the best eSports Managing Discord bot!

by madhav_703 March 24, 2022

Hug Quotient

The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.

Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient

Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot

Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist

Larry: You guys should try Ketamine

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 29, 2018

Quosting

1.The most epic technique of posting in a forum.
2.Conversing in a online forum, heavily quoting prior grade A posts, and ignoring any theme or continuity of the thread.
3.Quote-posting
charlietown: oh lol

charlietown:what is quosting?
suckaemcees:the most epic posting technique ever
The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
charlietown:oh lol
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by

by suckaemcees December 9, 2008

quote laundering

The process by which a counterfeit quotation or news item eventually gets picked up by multiple news sources, which cite one another but never lead back to a verifiable source (because there isn't one). The quote's appearance on multiple forums and news aggregators lends it credibility because it is viewed as "reported" by multiple outlets.

Laundered quotes can originate from satire that is not recognized as satire, but more frequently from an Internet writer who is paraphrasing or outright fabricating.

No matter how many places you see it mentioned, the starlet never actually Tweeted that "Scientology is an abusive cult." A comedian said this while doing an impression of her, and then quote laundering took over.

by bluebelle September 4, 2013