Quief

A discharged of built up air through the vaginal cavity. Creating a farting like sound.

while having sex john was taken off gard when a quief excapt kelly's vag

by Mark McCain August 18, 2003

quirft

Another way to say cool, radical, stellar, and all of the other adjectives that equal to high regards.

"That is totally quirft, maaaaan!"

by Megan & Katie <3 January 18, 2008

quief

the noise that you hear when air is released from the vagina

did you fart?
no, that was just a quief.

by justmee November 14, 2003

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

quiet

That ominous near-but-not-quite silence just before something happens.

"What an eerie atmosphere," I said. It was quiet, too quiet...

by AmileCarascha April 10, 2009

Quiet Hours

Quiet Hours ( kwahy-it ou-ers) - Noun - The state in a fraternity house where members are to not have their fratty music to a decibel level that will cause another brother to feel uncomfortable while studying for exams. Usually enforced that last two weeks of a semester so most brothers can graduate and earn a high paying job and not end up working at McDonald's.

"Dude what happened to Quiet Hours this week? those BITCH kids are gonna fail out"

"Man I wish I had an easy major, I wouldnt give a shit for quiet hours"

"Did you hear about the party on T-FLOOR? they are so bad ass for violating quiet hours, I hope they are still raise the house GPA"

"Man, Fuck Quiet Hours" - Danny G

by PARAIDER December 8, 2009

just quietly

A combination of words often said just before or after a confronting sentence so as to (apparently) soften the blow whilst also snidely stressing your point.

Ben: "Hey man. I know I've been drinking. But should I go there."
Tom: "Dude. Just quietly? She has a forehead the size of a bus."

Stranger: "Those glasses make you look like a rapist. Just quietly."

by maltwhiskey May 29, 2010