japanese queer

A queer with tiny balls also known as JQ

"My boyfriend has small balls"
"O so he's a Japanese queer"
"Hahaha yeah"

by utugbfd July 5, 2014

smeer the queer

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.

Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.

by natalienose March 30, 2010

queer tease

A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.

queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.

gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.

gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.

gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.

gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!

by ungrateful unmanagable dickweed December 14, 2006

gun queer

term used to describe a person who thinks that he/she (9 times out of 10 it is a male, usually in middle school) knows a lot about guns, but is just repeating whatever they heard and/or saw on FutureWeapons, the History Channel, and the weapons menu on any FPS/shoot 'em up (especially Modern Warfail 2 and the Battlefield games), and doesn't bother to actually research the firearms, and sounds like an ass whenever they talk about firearms.

Gun Queer: "OMG teh Striker is teh best shotgun evar!!"

Me (the average gun nut): "OK, if you know so much about it, can you tell me who invented it, what country it came from, and can you legally buy it in the US and why/why not?" (Answer: Hilton Walker invented it in the '80s, it was produced in South Africa, and it cannot be bought in the US because it is classified as a "destructive device" under the NFA)

Gun Queer: "Uhh... Russia? And you can't buy it here because it's Russian...right?"

Me: "Wrong on all counts. Go home, gun queer."

by c deez nuts June 28, 2010

queer eyed

A straight person who has as much taste as a queer does. ie, fashion, grooming sense, etc.

Tim is queer-eyed when it comes to clothes.

by Lo July 29, 2003

Gears Queer

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.

"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."

by playCOD4 February 12, 2008

The Queer Flu

The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.

Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.

by The Black Jack Tripper July 23, 2009