quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.

Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017

Quantum displacement

The field surrounding one whom has become removed from their universe of origin and placed in an alternative. ie. To equate this in a visual model, it would be much like placing a dreadnought in a bathtub.

Also, The sense of dread being placed in unknown surroundings often equates with this feeling.

My quantum displacement has removed all those whom I loved and replaced them with these idiotic doppelgangers.
Dosselpopulus

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 14, 2019

quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

Quantum Recycler

This is a biomedical machine that is used to bring the dead back to life. It works on the principle that the soul is a form of intelligent enery and can be stored and recycled. The quantum recycler can take the soul from one being and transplant that soul into a dead body, thus bringing the dead back to life. This theory was first presented in a short story by a Sceince Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot.

Quantum Recycler:

A device or machine that brings the dead back to life. Such a device or machine that was postulated by a Science Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.

by Anna Firaburg, Ph.D. January 16, 2010

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010

quantum singularity

Its the center of a black hole where matter and gravity come to infinity, and thats bad

Did you hear about that quantum singularity?
Yeah, i did, sounds bad if it gets near us.

by elgrapadora December 30, 2004

quantum mechanics

jibberish random jibberish

why did i choose a degree in physics???

by SR May 6, 2005